| Duration | 40–60 min |
|---|---|
| Intensity | Measured → Consuming |
| Roles | 3 |
| Props | 4 |
| Safeword | “Notepad” |
| Acts | 5 |
| Cost | Free — no account, no pass |
A: "How long has it been since someone really looked at you?"
B: "You're looking at me now."
Who plays who
- A — The Therapist: calm, unhurried, and far too interested in how you answer.
- B — The Client: here to talk about your feelings, and slowly losing the thread of them.
- A leads Acts 1–3. B takes the session over in Act 4, without asking.
What you need
- A notebook and a pen — the therapist writes things down
- Two chairs, close enough that knees could touch if someone leaned in
- A timer or a phone you can set for ten minutes
- A glass of water each, and a blanket for afterwards
Act 1 — 🕯️ Setup
The room is set up like a quiet consulting room: two chairs, a notebook, a glass of water, and no clock on the wall. A is the therapist and opens with a real question about how you have been. For the first ten minutes the talking comes first — the notebook is open, the pen is moving, and nothing else is allowed to happen.
Beats
- Ten real minutes of actual conversation before either of you moves. Set the timer and honour it.
- A asks, B answers. No interrupting, and no deflecting the question back.
- Hands stay on your own knee. The only thing crossing the space is the question.
Lines to say
- "Tell me about the last time you felt really wanted."
- "You said 'fine'. I don't think that's the whole answer."
- "Take your time. We have the whole session."
Act 2 — 🔥 Build
The chair has moved — not by much, but the therapist is closer and the questions have stopped being neutral. Every honest answer moves the chair closer, and every evasion earns a longer silence. The rule is stated out loud so neither of you can pretend this is accidental.
Beats
- A moves the chair one hand-span per true answer. Three truths, three moves.
- Every question gets more personal than the last, and every answer has to be spoken, not implied.
- Still no hands. The distance is closing, but the touch is still forbidden.
Lines to say
- "Closer. That's what you said you wanted."
- "Answer properly and I'll come nearer."
- "What would you say if I were sitting right beside you?"
Act 3 — ⚡ Escalate
The notebook is face-down on the floor and neither of you has looked at it in a while. The therapist is still speaking in the same calm, professional register, but the words have stopped being therapeutic. The frame is still standing, and that is exactly why this works — keep the voice, lose the distance.
Beats
- A stays in the calm voice the entire act, even as everything else goes off-script.
- Ask permission before every new touch — the professional habit is the whole fantasy.
- B may only answer, breathe, and say the therapist's name. No requests yet.
Lines to say
- "I'm going to touch your wrist now. Yes or no?"
- "You don't get to ask for anything yet. This is still my session."
- "Tell me what you're feeling. In words, please."
Act 4 — 💥 Climax
The session is over — officially. B takes over here, without warning and without asking, because the therapist has been in control for long enough.
Beats
- B leads now. A does not get to negotiate the handover.
- Change the register completely: no more calm voice, no more questions, no more waiting.
- Nobody narrates. Finish what the last three acts started.
Lines to say
- "My turn. You've talked enough."
- "I've been waiting an hour for this."
Act 5 — 🤍 Aftercare
The characters leave. The notebook is still on the floor, the chairs are still where you left them, and you are two people again.
Beats
- Come back into your own names out loud — "that was me, this is you".
- Water, the blanket, and skin on skin with no agenda attached.
- Say one thing you liked and one thing you want next session.
Lines to say
- "That was really good. Thank you for playing it properly."
- "Next time I want the other side of that — me asking the questions."
Aftercare
The costumes come off with the notebook. Say each other's real names out loud before anything else.,Water, a blanket, and ten minutes of ordinary conversation — the session is closed, not filed.,If anything in the role felt too close to something real, name it now and keep the game lighter next time.
Ground rules and consent
- This is a fantasy session, not real therapy. Nothing here is advice, diagnosis or treatment.
- Only the two of us are in the room. No real practitioner, no third person, and no one watching.
- "Notepad" outranks the therapist. It ends the session and the character in one second, no explanation owed.
- Anything said in character is a game about feelings — it is not a disclosure either of us owes the other.
Before you play it, Sensate focus covers the parts that are hard to improvise.
Frequently asked
Can The Therapist work on a weeknight?
Choose The Therapist for a weeknight only if 40–60 min is realistic for you; otherwise play two acts and stop.
How intense does The Therapist get?
The rating is Measured → Consuming; The Therapist starts gentle and only reaches that in Act 4.
How long does The Therapist take?
Set aside 40–60 min and book nothing after it; the aftercare in The Therapist is part of the time, not a bonus.
Do we need props for The Therapist?
You can run The Therapist with a single prop and nobody watching would know the difference. That prop is a notebook and a pen.